List of Images

What follows is a visual index of all the stupefyingly thrilling photos that accompany my account of running for our lives (across the whole bloody planet) without getting killed... or worse. Aye, believe me, there are fates a lot worse than being dead.

When you spy the thumbnail of a pic you want to feast your eyes upon. Give it a poke and you'll be teleported to it and its witty caption's location.

The actually text of the book, AKA the manuscript, however, is not provided here (online, or free) to both keep KDP select (that's Amazon) from sending threatening email, and because, I really would rather you buy the book through Amazon so a wee pittance might trickle in my direction.

Or you can just look at the pretty pictures for free.


Chapter 1 - By Hammer and By Hand


Chapter 2 - No Turning Back


Chapter 3 - A Celebrity Sprain


Chapter 4 - Breaking the E-Barrier


Chapter 5 - Hitting the Fan


Chapter 6 - Declaring War


Chapter 7 - Worlds Collide


Chapter 8 - Convergence


Chapter 9 - Under Attack


Chapter 10 - Busting Loose


Chapter 11 - Going Dark


Chapter 12 - Going Nowhere


Chapter 13 - Getting the Hell Out of Dodge


Chapter 14 - Hitting the Open Road


Chapter 15 - Aladdin's Lunch


Chapter 16 - Storming the Fortress


Chapter 17 - Mama Via Internet


Chapter 18 - Counting Heartbeats


Chapter 19 - Escaping Ukraine


Chapter 20 - Into the Arabian Night


Chapter 21 - End of the Road


Chapter 22 - Oceanis


Chapter 23 - Trial by Sea


Chapter 24 - School Daze


Chapter 25 - Human Remains


Chapter 26 - Tomorrow You Die!


Chapter 27 - Going Overboard


Chapter 28 - Boadicea


Chapter 29 - Castaways


Chapter 30 - Open Water


Chapter 31 - Facing Death


Chapter 32 - Friction


Chapter 33 - In the Midst of Giants


Chapter 34 - Unstoppable


Chapter 35 - Into the Storm


Chapter 36 - Hurricane


Chapter 37 - The Other Side of the World


Chapter 38 - Pirates


Chapter 39 - Entropy


Chapter 40 - Knockdown


Chapter 41 - Dead Run


Chapter 42 - Aliens